Too funny

Someone left a comment yesterday on the blog that cracked me up so had to bring it up to its own post ...

Check out: http://despair.com/bittersweets.html

Introducing Bittersweets® - The Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us.

Like the ubiquitous candy conversation hearts, Bittersweets® are made of flavored, chalky-tasting sugar and sport a message on their face. But unlike other candy hearts, ours are stamped with bitter musings and mockeries perfectly suited to the dejected spirits of those who will spend the holiday alone, or wishing they were. Now available in THREE unique collections- "Dejected", "Dysfunctional", and "Dumped".

Some of the sayings?
"Table for 1"
"Just a Friend"
"U Left Seat Up"
"Russian Bride"

According to the website, the candies are available in six delicious flavors .... Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand and Fossilized Antacid. Too funny!